'Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel... He who praises everybody, praises nobody... When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully... A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk... When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life... When two Englishmen meet, their first talk is of the weather... '